Author: Kristen Van Nest

Kristen Van Nest is a writer/actor/director/comedian/ugly cryer based in Los Angeles. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, The Satirist, and the Museum of Americana literary review to name a few. She is a comedian on BuzzFeed, at The Upright Citizens Brigade, runs the writers' room for the Nightpantz Youtube channel, and has a following on Instagram for her original comedic characters. Follow her @KristenVanNest on Instagram, Twitter, and Medium for regular laughs (or to join her troll army).

Startup + Small Business Copy That Sells

Posted on October 15, 2017March 9, 2018 by Kristen Van Nest in Copywriting/Blogging, Writing

I specialize in writing landing pages and content for startups and small businesses. My copywriting technique focuses on providing all the information necessary to ensure a purchase as well as structuring the page in a sales-funnel format, encouraging the customer to buy as they research the product. With defining the background of a company and … Continue reading Startup + Small Business Copy That Sells →

Ecommerce Blogs with Results

Posted on August 16, 2017August 16, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Copywriting/Blogging, Writing

Working as Content Marketing Manager for the health and beauty brand, I oversaw a brand refresh, followed by the launch of a new blog, MYSA. Through a mix of SEO, social engagement, and "brand essence" posts, the blog's objective was: 1) increase traffic to the ecommerce site and 2) increase conversion rate. For specific statistics … Continue reading Ecommerce Blogs with Results →

McSweeney’s

Posted on August 11, 2017October 16, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Comedy, Written

As originally published in McSweeney's. Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor Submitted by Kristen Van Nest Caught up in the lifeless grind of everyday, my fingers wander to the strategically placed rack in the line area at Starbucks. My eyes linger upon a bag of Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor. Will these … Continue reading McSweeney’s →

Bullshit.ist: Business

Posted on May 3, 2017May 3, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Business, Comedy, Written

Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Perfumeria: Plastic Hand to Squirt Room Spray: $400. Aromatherapy diffusers are so 2015 dorm room. Now you can take this rubber hand, fasten it onto the top of your home scented spray, and walk around your apartment, clicking … Continue reading Bullshit.ist: Business →

Bullshit.ist: Lifestyle / Women’s

Posted on May 3, 2017May 3, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Comedy, Lifestyle / Women's, Written

Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Bedroom: “I know it wasn’t in the picture, but I hope it’s okay that I store my doll collection in here. They’re all lined up against the wall so they won’t be in your way. And you know, they’re … Continue reading Bullshit.ist: Lifestyle / Women’s →

Meet My New Boyfriend: First Time Sleeping Over!

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Comedy, Sketch

Slackjaw

Posted on May 2, 2017October 16, 2017 by Kristen Van Nest in Comedy, Political Satire, Written

Article published in Slackjaw. Click on the article image to view the original piece in full: Fight negative auras with love not hate. Put away your pistols, start healing with crystals. Call your Congressman today and tell him/her YOU want a crystal clear healthcare system.