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Personal Essays & Literary Reviews

Emotional Support Brownies, The Rumpus.

What if My Date Likes My Cat’s Instagram More Than Me, Museum of Americana.

What To Do When Your Online Dating Troll Sits Next To You On A 13-Hour Flight, Humungus.

I Spent New Year’s at a Hollywood Pickup Artist House Party so You Don’t Have to, Medium.

Satirical Publications

What does our healthcare system need? The healing power of crystals, SlackJaw.

New Food Reviews: Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor, McSweeney’s.

Don’t Separate Church & State! Sexy Religious Texts Conservative Senators Can Send Their Mistresses, Weekly Humorist.

Birthday Girl Vows This Is Year She Will Not Cry, Robot Butt.

12 Philosophy Quotes To Inspire Your Personal Brand On Instagram, Little Old Lady Comedy.

8 Red Flags Your Airbnb Host Is A Little Too Friendly, Little Old Lady Comedy.

Meet the Woman Behind Your Hair Extensions, The Satirist.

JAWS: I Am Merely an Ocean Conservationist, Funny-ish.

Bylines & Columns

For Entrepreneurs, Switching Careers Can Be A Good Thing, Forbes.

Networking… Ladies, You’re Doing it All Wrong, HuffPost.

6 Research-Backed Ways To Help You Get Over Your Breakup, Thought Catalog.

Newsroom Columnist, British Chamber of Commerce’s FOCUS Magazine.

Theater Critic, Edge Media Network.

Sketches
(Wrote & Directed)

Hell is a Zoom Chat

Long Island Marie Kondo

I’m Addicted to Bernie Sanders

Tax Man

People’s Republic of America

Commercial Work

Brand Positioning Work

B2B Copywriting Samples

B2C Copywriting Samples

Investor Video

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