Skills

Global Ecommerce Copy That Sells

I have experience writing ecommerce websites. For ecommerce pages, the emphasis is on providing all the information that will make the consumer want to buy as well as structuring the page in a sales-funnel format, encouraging the customer to buy as they research the product. With defining the background of a company and "about us" [...]

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McSweeney’s

As originally published in McSweeney's. Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor Submitted by Kristen Van Nest Caught up in the lifeless grind of everyday, my fingers wander to the strategically placed rack in the line area at Starbucks. My eyes linger upon a bag of Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor. Will these [...]

Bullshit.ist: Business

Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below:   Perfumeria: Plastic Hand to Squirt Room Spray: $400. Aromatherapy diffusers are so 2015 dorm room. Now you can take this rubber hand, fasten it onto the top of your home scented spray, and walk around your apartment, clicking [...]

Bullshit.ist: Lifestyle / Women’s

Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Bedroom: “I know it wasn’t in the picture, but I hope it’s okay that I store my doll collection in here. They’re all lined up against the wall so they won’t be in your way. And you know, they’re [...]