As originally published in McSweeney's. Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor Submitted by Kristen Van Nest Caught up in the lifeless grind of everyday, my fingers wander to the strategically placed rack in the line area at Starbucks. My eyes linger upon a bag of Rhythm Superfoods Beet Chips – Naked Flavor. Will these [...]
Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Perfumeria: Plastic Hand to Squirt Room Spray: $400. Aromatherapy diffusers are so 2015 dorm room. Now you can take this rubber hand, fasten it onto the top of your home scented spray, and walk around your apartment, clicking [...]
Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Bedroom: “I know it wasn’t in the picture, but I hope it’s okay that I store my doll collection in here. They’re all lined up against the wall so they won’t be in your way. And you know, they’re [...]
Article published in Slackjaw. Click on the article image to view the original piece in full: Fight negative auras with love not hate. Put away your pistols, start healing with crystals. Call your Congressman today and tell him/her YOU want a crystal clear healthcare system.
Articles published in Bullshit.ist. Click on an article image below to read the full article. Samples below: Pussy Galore, named after the Bond girl, knows that the only way to get into the White House as a female kitty is too be sexy and hott. Now that Joe Biden is out, a new cat’s in town, [...]
As published on Medium weekly here. I spun together real life scenarios and biographical information to bring to life a fictional story involving top political and pop icons. Similar to Forrest Gump, but about Kanye's ambitions for presidency. Fanfiction Summary: Kanye and Kim are ready to become the next JFK and Jackie O. Everyone thought his run [...]